Saturday, August 29, 2009

Animals

Since the dawn of humankind, we have been curious about animals. Therefore, with the number of hormonal teenagers in the world right now, it’s not surprising that the first couple of hundred results on Google are on the sex habits of animals:

Squids have sex all day long only pausing to deposit eggs. This hasn’t been achieved by anyone yet but there are people such as Usher who aim to accomplish this feat meaning they’re going to ‘give it to you non-stop.’ (Love in This Club - Usher) Yeah right.

An animal called the ‘Histiostoma murchiei’ lays eggs without needing to be fertilized - and then she has sex with her sons. People sitting behind the computers thinking ‘Eww...’, stop. I can tell you with confidence that the word, ‘incest’ was made before the discovery of this animal. If it makes the world seem any better, the sons die soon after sex.

Sex has been talked about for centuries. It is often featured prominently in popular films and songs. There is a sex industry that is legal and illegal. Our habits, at least our sex habits, are so similar to other animals - does it make you wonder if there is something about sex that we haven’t yet known about?

As a teenager myself who has two friends (whose first names both start with 'C') who can’t resist talking about sex when words such as 'hard', 'up' and 'rock' come up in innocent conversations, I find it shocking that there may be something about sex I don't know about.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

omgsh. such an educational blog we have here. ;P

natsukagex said...

LOL. for a second i thought in the first paragraph, relations with teenagers and animals sexually. its partially educational facts and the rest is slightly amusing :L MORE MORE MORE.

Anonymous said...

YAY FOR ANIMAL STUFF
also to add:
some flatworms penis fence!!
barnacles risk having their penises eaten!!
praying mantis males get eaten after sex! (though i think a lot of ppl know that)

natsukagex said...

some flatworms penis fence? that makes sense.
and uh, your sentences make sense. (:

natsukagex said...

thats disgusting.
and WHY YOU READING UP SEX FACTS.
strange strange people :L

Anonymous said...

of course i make sense!!!
and its not disgusting
guys compare, flatworms fence...it all the same =P
and the sex facts were in a new scientist magazine!

natsukagex said...

no. just no wendy. no. no. no...

Anonymous said...

yes yes yes =D

natsukagex said...

if its yes, still, why were you reading a scientist magazine? HMMMMM????

Anonymous said...

y cant a read a scientist magazine...? HMMMMMM?!!!!?!

natsukagex said...

ahahahaha. :L 'y cant a read a' (: where did you even get a science magazine to begin with.

Anonymous said...

i get it every week =D

natsukagex said...

YOU PAY FOR SCIENTIST MAGAZINES? alright. (:

Unknown said...

is any of the c's me ? D;

Anonymous said...

alright =D

Unknown said...

So how many guys names starting with C do you know?

natsukagex said...

about 10.

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